Jobs

If you’ve got no professional experience read the following…otherwise skip down a bit.

For the wannabe Apprentice:

You wanna be a mechanic huh? So let me be the first one to say that being a mechanic ain’t all its cracked up to be. It requires a lot of hard work, dedication, curiosity, and some degree of problem solving skills that can keep you bangin your head against the wall for hours on end. I’ll also say that this kind of work isn’t going to make you rich but it will easily drain your bank account when you go and buy that new tool you’ve been saving up for that ends up not saving you as much time as you’d hoped… Turnin wrenches is a passion for problem solving. If you have that passion and you don’t want tons of money then this might be a field you should get into. Oh I forgot the busted knuckles, rust in your eye, smashed fingers, chemical burns, heat burns, hot summers, cold winters, and lots of frustrated cussing. Now if you want all that and you just happen to be someone who wants to do people right and help build our fair city into a slightly better place, well hell call me immediately cause you are exactly the kind of person who will find a home here till you’ve done turned that last bolt and been chucked into your 6 foot dirt hole. Oh and one more thing, if you can’t listen or follow directions or you’re a bigger jerk than me or you’re racist or think down on anyone based on something other than the merit of their hard work or an absence of integrity…well you need to keep away from me cause we aren’t gonna get along too well.

 

For the Pro:

So you’re not starting out and you’ve got experience huh? You know whats up with all the nonsense there is with this line of work…and you wanna keep on turnin wrenches? If you just happen to be someone who wants to do people right and help build our fair city into a slightly better place, well hell call me immediately cause you are exactly the kind of person who will find a home here till you’ve done turned that last bolt and been chucked into your 6 foot dirt hole. Oh and one more thing, if you can’t listen or follow directions or you’re a bigger jerk than me or you’re racist or think down on anyone based on something other than the merit of their hard work or an absence of integrity…well you need to keep away from me cause we aren’t gonna get along too well.

 

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